Real Wood FC

Mid July and Bertram's garden needed tending so I assembled, Dirty Dozen style, a team of "crack" horticulturists to get the job done. Big strong chaps in the prime of their lives- sinewy and huge thighed, ready for anything..........

Well , they couldnt make it so.....

Matts A and P; Lawn abuse. footwear?- casual
"Big" Jim Jimmer and "No messin" Jack "the Don" Jack ; driveway worrying. footwear?- neat and tidy
Tall Mark and Uddersfield Dick- Sleeper bed construction. footwear?- "reet champion lad tha knowst"
MC " slinky Bwoy" Les et famille- planting in and out. footwear?- on the money chief

And i reader? What of Will you ask, did he not contribute, are there no tales to tell??

Well, perhaps a word here.... a word there, a consoling smile and a pat on the back
or a well turned phrase... i like to think i made a difference, changed a few lives, people were in tears i can assure you.

And best of all , Bertie had been let out and was slumming it in the spare room larger than life like a deposed potentate and he even came down stairs at the end to tell us how great we all were... ok i made that last bit up but the rest is all true.

the end.

Will R, 25/9/13