Friday, November 8, 2013
Season so far...
Sunday 01 Sep 2013
Real Wood FC 0 - 0 Redstar Redland
Man of the match, Tom.
Harry Mottram Cup 2013/14
Sunday 08 Sep 2013
Real Wood FC 1 - 3 Avon Retreads
Both Matt Pat and Felix had excellent first half performances but Rich T shaded the man of the match for his availability.
Goal (pen) for Felix.
Sunday 22 Sep 2013
Farmhouse Nailsea 6 - 0 Real Wood FC
Another excellent performance by Matt Pat but Tom captured loads of votes for man of the match.
Sunday 13 Oct 2013
Real Wood FC 5 - 2 Deportivo Cha Cha Cha
2 goals for Felix, 1 each for Tom, Kyle and new boy Aaron with 2 assists also.
Special mentions for full backs new Jim and Rich but Felix grabbed the man of the match votes.
Rich
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Mid July and Bertram's garden needed tending so I assembled, Dirty Dozen style, a team of "crack" horticulturists to get the job done. Big strong chaps in the prime of their lives- sinewy and huge thighed, ready for anything..........
Well , they couldnt make it so.....
Matts A and P; Lawn abuse. footwear?- casual
"Big" Jim Jimmer and "No messin" Jack "the Don" Jack ; driveway worrying. footwear?- neat and tidy
Tall Mark and Uddersfield Dick- Sleeper bed construction. footwear?- "reet champion lad tha knowst"
MC " slinky Bwoy" Les et famille- planting in and out. footwear?- on the money chief
And i reader? What of Will you ask, did he not contribute, are there no tales to tell??
Well, perhaps a word here.... a word there, a consoling smile and a pat on the back
or a well turned phrase... i like to think i made a difference, changed a few lives, people were in tears i can assure you.
And best of all , Bertie had been let out and was slumming it in the spare room larger than life like a deposed potentate and he even came down stairs at the end to tell us how great we all were... ok i made that last bit up but the rest is all true.
the end.
Will R, 25/9/13
Well , they couldnt make it so.....
Matts A and P; Lawn abuse. footwear?- casual
"Big" Jim Jimmer and "No messin" Jack "the Don" Jack ; driveway worrying. footwear?- neat and tidy
Tall Mark and Uddersfield Dick- Sleeper bed construction. footwear?- "reet champion lad tha knowst"
MC " slinky Bwoy" Les et famille- planting in and out. footwear?- on the money chief
And i reader? What of Will you ask, did he not contribute, are there no tales to tell??
Well, perhaps a word here.... a word there, a consoling smile and a pat on the back
or a well turned phrase... i like to think i made a difference, changed a few lives, people were in tears i can assure you.
And best of all , Bertie had been let out and was slumming it in the spare room larger than life like a deposed potentate and he even came down stairs at the end to tell us how great we all were... ok i made that last bit up but the rest is all true.
the end.
Will R, 25/9/13
after |
before |
en famille |
Gardening? hardest game in the book |
genius |
reclaimed sleeper bed |
Richards dream door |
your gonna have to breathe out sooner or later mate |
thinks..."Matts bloody useless, should've done it all myself" |
thinks..."Matts bloody useless, should've done it all myself" |
yes, safety sandals ok? |
Monday, September 16, 2013
The annual Easton in Gordano cricketing 6s competition
From left to right: Duke of Swiftage, Lord Leslie Abrahams, The Rt Hon Matty Patterson, Sir William de Rollason, Mr Ian Pearce (formerly of this footballing parish), Robin
Real Wood lose in semi-final thriller
The last time some of us played cricket on a regular basis the game was contested by gentleman and players, Britain had an Empire and Richey Thack was still in short trousers. It was that long ago! On Saturday four gentlemen of Real Wood – Sir William de Rollason, Lord Lesley Abrahams, The Rt Hon Matty Patterson & The Duke of Swiftage – bestrode the green acres of Easton in Gordano in the company of three "players" in the form of Mr Ian Pearce (formerly of this footballing parish), Robin & Whiskers, all erstwhile cricketing colleagues of Chris Lester.
The annual Easton in Gordano cricketing 6s competition is a fundraiser and some of the proceeds are passed on the Chris’s family, so it was important that we were represented on the day. Les will be posting some photos of the team posing by the willow planted in memory of Chris.
The format of the tournament is two groups of four; the first group is for proper cricket teams, the second for teams, like ourselves, with inflated and unrealistic opinions of our cricketing prowess. These were quickly reassessed upon watching some seriously meaty batting amongst the first set of games… and yet, with a bit of tactical nous and some inside information from Pearcey, we saw of our group opponents with ease to top the group unbeaten.
After a long wait filled with tea, cake, beer and a very loud PA system, we ventured Into the semis against the big boys – and I mean that literally – but acquitted ourselves admirably by posting a challenging total which the real cricketers only managed to overhaul off the final ball of the match.
Real Man of the Tournament was undoubtedly Matty Patty who revealed a hidden talent for this batting lark and champagne moment was either Les’s suicidal/valiant attempt at catching a warp factor ball or scoring 10 runs off a leg bye.
Well done everyone for turning out on a beautiful day and thanks to Easton in Gordano for inviting us and putting on such a grand event.
Swifty
Monday, September 9, 2013
Presentation night at the AGM
Awards 2012/13
The winners
Left to right: Neil – most improved player and goal of the season, Rich T – Manager of the Season and inaugural winner of the prestigious Sine quibus fuissemus futui tankard and Jimmer – Golden Boot with 8 possibly 9.
Well done chaps.
Les
Monday, September 2, 2013
2013-14 Fixtures
Real Wood Fixtures 2013/14
League:
Sunday 01 Sep 2013
Real
Wood FC - Redstar Redland
Sunday 22 Sep 2013
Farmhouse
Nailsea - Real Wood FC
Sunday 13 Oct 2013
Real
Wood FC - Deportivo Cha Cha Cha
Sunday 10 Nov 2013
Red
Star Bedminster - Real Wood FC
Sunday 17 Nov 2013
Real
Wood FC - Clifton Strikers
Sunday 08 Dec 2013
Unathletico
Vets - Real Wood FC
Sunday 12 Jan 2014
Real
Wood FC - Rapid Viagra
Sunday 02 Feb 2014
Real
Wood FC - Dads Army
Sunday 02 Mar 2014
Fairfield
Allstars - Real Wood FC
Sunday 30 Mar 2014
Real
Wood FC - Golden Hillbillies
Sunday 20 Apr 2014
Hillcrest
Doggers - Real Wood FC
Cup:
Sunday 08 Sep 2013
Real
Wood FC - Avon Retreads
Friendly:
to be confirmed
Saturday 12th or 19th October
2013
Real
Wood-Voyager – Basingstoke Vets
Can't wait !!!!
Rich
Real Wood 0 vs 0 Redstar Redland
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A terrific battling team performance to earn a well-deserved 0-0 draw
against a team that 'dicked' us (apparently) last season. Mark's reverse
psychology and organisation of the team brougtht out some tremendous
performances. Louis had to make some excellently saves despite being
well protected by a good defense and, like Batty took some knocks in the
process. Man-of-the-match Tom returned with a vengeance and Jack and he
played excellently together in the heart of the defence. Batty was also
highly praised for his work on the left. Throughout the team there was
lots of effort and we came pretty close to nicking it a couple of times.
Mark worked hard on the pitch, organising and refereeing (loving it)
and Kyle, Dave and Matt Pat all mucked in with some refereeing as well
as contributing on the pitch. Teamwork!
We managed 12 players in the end so just survived but it was hard and hot. (I know).
I'm hoping our usual refs will be available for future matches which will ease the burden on everyone.
Thanks Jimmer for collecting the subs (and running off with it).
Thanks Jimmer for collecting the subs (and running off with it).
I had a brilliant day and we have a point already so we're way ahead of last season!!!
I'll send out a separate email for this Sunday's fixture.
RichReal Wood AGM Goals – Brislington 4th July 2013
Real Wood
AGM Goals – Brislington 4th
July 2013
Present: Neil S, Neil W, Will, Tall Mark, Jimmer, Matt Patt, Batts, Swifty, Les, Matt
A, Rich, Andy
It was agreed that the club should continue to run jointly
as a 5-a-side and 11-a-side.
The overwhelming message of the meeting was that all club
members should help out as much as possible.
This could mean taking on one of the main roles as listed below or
simply being a good ‘team player’ by
responding promptly to communications, paying subs and match fees promptly,
running the line/subbing when required etc.
Communication - All
Texts and email are still the preferred methods of
communication and are thought to work effectively. It is important that all club members
respond, positively or negatively, to all communications as soon as possible.
Match Reports are enjoyed by all and should be encouraged,
however short, truthful and/or inappropriate they are. If you feel like writing something, do. The Matts loosely agreed to try to get the
ball rolling next season.
Finances - Les
Les reported that we just about broke even last year… total
income of £2557 and outgoings of £2551.
However, to avoid Les in particular incurring any personal
expense in covering costs it was agreed that we need to raise more money so
that there are more funds available to cover our expenses. Several suggestions were discussed and it was
finally agreed that the simplest solution was that all club members should pay
an annual subscription of £20 and that all match fees (5’s and 11’s) should be
increased from £5 to £6 per match (correct change please!).
Fixtures - Rich
In the absence of any volunteers to take on this role, Rich
said he would be happy to continue with Les’s backup and support
Kit – Mark (backed up by Andy/Jimmer)
Despite Batty’s annual plea for a new kit (many of us think
it was the only reason he turned up) we do have two serviceable kits (one black
and one blue) and there seems no reason to spend money on a new kit yet.
Mark volunteered to be the Kit Man. This will include ensuring that kit is washed
after (or possibly just before J)
matches, either by himself or by recruiting a ‘volunteer’. Also monitoring the completeness and quality
of the kit and arranging/buying items (balls, pumps, socks etc.) when needed.
Match Day Duties
Sunday match day duties will be as follows…
·
Kit – Mark
·
Substitutes – Mark
·
Buy Pay the referee – Les
·
Collect match fees (own team and opposition) –
Les
·
Pay for the venue – Les
·
Collect kit and nominate a washer-upper – Mark
·
Man of the Match/Champagne Moment nominations -
Swifty
Thursday 5’s (4’s L)
5’s has been going through a rough patch for a few months
with several weeks being cancelled or only getting 4-a-side. Unfortunately, on two occasions the pitch had
to be cancelled too late and the fee (£46.50) was forfeited. We should certainly try to avoid this
happening in the future.
We also discussed whether we should try for an earlier time
on Thursday nights, but the majority said that later (i.e. 8:45) suited them
better so we will keep it at that.
Les will book us up for another block booking of 10
weeks.
Because Goals is quite an expensive venue Will is also going
to look around to see what other options, if any, are available. It was agreed that any new venue should be
central(ish) Bristol and should preferably have facilities (i.e. a bar) on the
site as the post-match lecture by Mark is all part of the deal.
Matt P will continue to send the texts for 5s.
Les will pay for the pitches
Awards
2012/13
Golden Boot – Jimmer (8, or possibly 9 goals this season)
Man of the Season – Jimmer
Most improved player – Neil
Goal of the Season – Neil (choose any of many)
Loan Player of the Season – Jack
Goalkeeper of the Season – Carl
Champagne Moment(s) of the Season – Felix’s Arse Trap (and
hat trick)
Game of the Season – Vs. Dads’ Army – won 4-0
Manager of the Season and inaugural winner of the
prestigious Sine quibus fuissemus futui
tankard – Rich T
Finally Rich summed up the season in his closing remark,
summing up nicely the great season that we have just had … “We were the highest club in our division not
to get promoted”. Words of great wisdom indeed.
Barbie at Bertie's
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